A Beer Tuesday Blessing

The following blessing was delivered to the assembled Beer Tuesday
at Bud's in Roselle, Ill. to mark the occasion of the 2nd Anniversary
of Beer Tuesday.


Matthew 5: 5 Blessed are the meek
For they shall give you their beer.
6 Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteous beer
For they shall be filled.
7 Blessed are the drinkers
For they shall obtain drunkeness.
8 Blessed are the pure in malt and hops
For they shall see good Beer.
9 Blessed are the Beer Makers
For they shall be called Children of Beer.
13 You are the hops of the earth
But if a hop flower loses its flavour
How shall the Beer be seasoned?
It is then good for nothing
But to be thrown out and trampled.
14 Beer is the light of world
A Beer that is set on hill cannot be hidden.
15 Nor do you open a Beer and put it under a basket
But on a table and it gives light to all who are in the house.
Matthew 6: 21 For where your Beer is,
There your heart will be also.
31 Therefore, do not worry,
Saying "What shall we eat?" or "What shall we drink?"
32 For after all these things the Gentiles seek.
Your heavenly host knows that you need all these things.
33 So seek first the kingdom of Beer and Its righteousness
And all these things shall be served to you.
34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow's hangover
For tomorrow will worry about its own things.
Sufficient for the day is the drowning its own troubles.
Luke 21: 34 But take heed in yourselves
lest your hearts not be liberated with carousing and drunkenness.
But with the cares of this life. 36 Drink, therefore, and drink always
That you may be inebriated enough to escape all these things which will come to pass
And to stand before the Beer of Man.
Matthew 5: 16 Let your Beer so shine before men
That they may see your good drink
And glorify your libations in heaven.

Amen.